American Piety

　　Andy is a misguided goof who has more faith in his iPod than God. He drives away Susan, his computer-matched girlfriend, with his belief that the afterlife is just a dirt nap. Later, Andy is hit by a car and ends up in limbo with Mr. Ying and Ms. Yang, 'consiglieres' to the Almighty. To return to Earth, Andy must choose a religion from three 'speed-dating' sessions with Buddhism, Islam, and Christianity. If he doesn't, he takes a dirtnap---forever.
　　Written by Steven Karageanes