肢离魄碎

　　Being in college is so awesome! You can drive around with your buds and make out with your lady without having a care in the world. Your parents aren't around to tell you what to do! Grab a Milwaukee's Best and chug that shit cause you're in college and you rule! So what if you hit a pregnant woman while motoring around in your SUV that your mom probably bought you? It don't matter. Look, there's a guy who says he's a doctor. He's going to take care of this crazy bitch that was walking around in the road for no reason. Yeah, I guess we can go with him into his dungeon-like house with little-to-no lights and a creepy Christmas tree even though it's July. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
　　Hey! It's the ridiculous plot of Recycled Parts! Seriously, I didn't make any of that up. That's the whole premise of the movie. Dumb college kids hit a pregnant woman with their car and instead of calling 911 and getting professional medical help, they rely on some dude with a lab coat that comes out of nowhere without questioning a thing. I understand that they didn't want to get in trouble, but come on. Then for some reason the "doctor" starts hacking people up for their body parts because he was a stupid kid and saw his mother die on Christmas while screaming for his father to save her because he was a doctor. If I had to hazard a guess, the kid's father was a doctor like a dentist or a scientist and the kid was just a friggin' idiot.